SpongeBob: Don't cry anymore, Sandy, I'll go get your bags. It’s a giraffe! SpongeBob then bounces out of Patrick's stomach] [angrily turns off the TV] SpongeBob: Okay. The name "Boys Who Cry" is a reference to a song by The Cure titled "Boys Don't Cry". [SpongeBob and Patrick watch Junior sleeping] Shh! [Junior yelps] Patrick: You're right. The spinning spatula heads whack as Kirby, some SpongeBob's even biting Kirby. SpongeBob: [holds up an apple] All we have left is this apple. moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. At least until it's old enough to be on its own. SpongeBob: Patrick Star, we need to talk. The SpongeBob's all scream, it was unmistakably a battle cry. [Junior chirps in excitement] Aww, don't cry. Sometimes, I gotta move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote, [looks at his rear] and sometimes, my butt itches real bad! Patrick: [quietly but furiously turns his face red] Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime? SpongeBob: Junior? In this corner, weighing 210 pounds and a height of 6 foot 2 inches, he's super skilled with swords, somehow a professional assasin, and loves to talk! SpongeBob, I just remembered! [walks by SpongeBob, who is still doing the same chores from yesterday] Find the exact The SpongeBob's all leap in the air on top of Kirby, slicing and dicing him with the spatula. Hey, Junior. [SpongeBob's mattress slams shut on top of Patrick. Look at the funny face! [furiously points outside to a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers piling up all over Squidward and Patrick's houses into the dumpster. [SpongeBob runs into Patrick, who also has a rubber band stretched around him] [goes to what appears to be the right side of the bed] [Cut to SpongeBob, not wearing his mother-like clothing anymore, walking outside to Patrick's rock. A small moment. Patrick: [drinking coffee] Ahh. Wish I could, but I gotta get going. [Junior is still crying] Patrick: Do something, SpongeBob! He couldn't cry … SpongeBob and Patrick: What did you say? Patrick: I changed his diaper! SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - S01E12 The Chaperone clip with quote Don't cry, don't cry. He burps, then pats Junior] Hey, Junior, how are you doing today? How can I cheer up when you’re spending all me hard-earned cash? [scene cuts to SpongeBob, in a red, polka-dotted dress, and Patrick, wearing a bow tie, leaving the pineapple with Junior in a stroller. SpongeBob: Uhh, okay, tomorrow. Aww, don't cry. Patrick: Six o'clock. Another tough day. Patrick: Yeah, overtime, pal! 49b N/A ! 1 Votes 2 Plot 2.1 Flashback 2.2 Introducing the competitors 2.3 Spongebob's beatbox round 2.4 Post-Spongebob's beatbox round 2.5 Deadpool's beatbox round 2.6 Post-Deadpool's beatbox round 3 Beatbox Performance Lyrics 3.1 Spongebob 3.2 Deadpool 4 … He would react to the quote whenever asked by answering that it wasn’t Patrick. Patrick: [calmly] Oh. [drops his pants showing that he is wearing a diaper] And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year. He runs out of the restaurant to embark on a solo entrepreneurship. Scene cuts to morning] Patrick, breakfast is ready. SpongeBob gripped the pencil in his hand, and a tear rolled down his face. Next You can have this, buddy. I promise. [normal voice] ...ring a bell? Patrick: You know what that means? "It's okay, son. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. [Junior's chirping intensifies, which makes the two finally stop arguing and listen to it] [Gary comes out on a motorized skateboard. I haven’t failed yet! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - S01E12 The Chaperone. SpongeBob: [opens up a trash can full of diapers] Hmmm? ... SpongeBob. Is there an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob doesn't cry? Look at the funny face! Patrick: Well, I didn't say anything. SpongeBob gives him the paper but keeps the rubber band.] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Rock-a-Bye_Bivalve/transcript?oldid=3484319. SpongeBob: You're right. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?! Come on, let's take him into the pineapple. By this point SpongeBob's Dad's crying had began to get more pained and miserable sounding, this wasn't the normal cartoon crying on the show, this was realistic and almost depressing crying, I … Don't cry! Patrick: [two "clonk" sounds are heard on the TV; laughs] He got hit in the head with two coconuts! *sigh* I don't think I am. Patrick: [looking sadly at his empty hands] No. Patrick: Kid's got a stinky. SpongeBob: [angrily opens up the refrigerator, full of diapers] Hmmm? I'm not going anywhere; not for a long time." SpongeBob: (burps) Sandy: Ah darn. [Junior drops a coconut on Patrick's head for his laziness then kisses him] That's my boy. SpongeBob: Huh? [they watch Junior fly away] In this scene, instead of staying at one contrast, the colors kept on flickering from light to dark. (Walks offscreen, and comes back with a washing machine.) [gobbles it and gulps it down] Both: [eyes bulge in horror, screaming] Junior! Narrator: Tomorrow... [scene cuts to Patrick walking in at night and taking his stuff off] Patrick: What now? If I was a mom... [the camera draws back to reveal Patrick's hairy, obese, unsightly form] this would be kinda shocking. [scene cuts to next day] What kind of a father am I?! SpongeBob: LISTEN, YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE! SpongeBob: Huh? [then his rubber band snaps off as well. Patrick: Well, good night, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob looks shocked] "Krab Borg" SpongeBob: You haven't been helping at all with Junior! Patrick shows up and questions SpongeBob's sudden squeamishness about the situation, prompting SpongeBob to cry, in a shaky, distraught voice, "I can't! Patrick: I know, good thing there's two of us. Patrick: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Whatever you do, don't... [cries, runs off] Judy: Wow, what did you do to him? March 29, 2002See more... September 11, 2003 February 5, 2009 Patrick: [scoffs] I don't need this. [he gives SpongeBob an angry look] Narrator: Uhhh... [scene cuts to Patrick watching TV as an angry SpongeBob walks in and turns on the lights] It’s among the best SpongeBob quotes of all time-You’re gonna cry with laughter. SpongeBob: Don't "one more minute" me, Mr. Man! From now on, I'm Super-Dad! I'm the dad, remember? SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Patrick. Once upon a time, there was a sleepy little boy. Narrator: 12:00 midnight. Nat and Abigail-Marge look at them in confusion; rebus bubbles appear over their head, which read in pictures "Sponge + Starfish = Scallop?". Where are you going? I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies, home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya. Don't cry! Patrick: Phew! Scene cuts to them riding a bicycle doing various positions but then SpongeBob and Patrick chase after it, with Junior on the seat. [looks through the list he wrote down] Hey, we can still... no, I broke that. Don't cry! SpongeBob: Of course! SpongeBob: [Pointing at Patrick] Alright, quit messing with me! [both tiptoe out of the room] Poor little guy. Runs off) Friend: Wow, what did … SpongeBob: Despite all we've been through, it was worth it. That's not the right food for a little fella like him! SpongeBob: [angrily] So, this is work? Boys Who Cry is Pearl's favorite boy band and only appears in one episode. It's available on on Facebook A little cameo for a Burlington Northern GP38! So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal. SpongeBob: [gives Patrick his briefcase as he departs] Great, so I'll see you at six o'clock. A coconut "clonk" sound effect is heard.] SpongeBob: Oh, that's not a stupid noise. Patrick: Oh, that's not so much. That's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window. [Patrick sticks his whole head inside SpongeBob's pants] Hey, he's kinda cute. Don't forget being really annoying. [chuckles as he closes the door] This episode being "Whale of a Birthday". Trivia. [takes his head out, which is now eaten on the side] I think somebody's hungry! [SpongeBob is wearing his mother-like clothing and he gives Patrick a bitter look] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. This quote came from SpongeBob when the poorly performing receptionist in the entire globe was Patrick. SpongeBob: Does... [angrily imitates Patrick in a mocking tone with a goofy look on his face] "You can take the night off, pal!" SpongeBob: Patrick? D-d-don't cry. [angrily pulls the cover off the couch, revealing it to be diapers] Hmmm? Patrick: Let me see! The two-hundred-thirtieth season of SpongeBob Fanon premiered on August 5, … My hands are kind of full. Hums while he stretches the rubber band around the middle of his body and snaps it together, turning him into a bowtie-like shape] I am a happy sponge! SpongeBob is at his house crying, when he goes outside and sees Patrick. I think I might know the problem. He balls his fists, turns red in anger and fumes so hard, his entire body shakes. Patrick: How do you think? I bring you greetings from Apple World! (looks through the list he wrote down) Hey, we can still...no, I broke that. Patrick: Six o'clock. [walks outside] He's flying! Patrick: I never thought being a parent could be this much fun. SpongeBob: [takes a deep breath, flatly] No. He is the merk with the mouth, today we have.. Deadpool! A little later, he starts crying again, having lost confidence. is an episode of Plankton Lives With The Raw. [SpongeBob now looks at Patrick angrily as he taps one of his bare feet] What? Patrick: Well, we can't just leave him out here. We could...no. [furiously pulls in baby stroller] We made a commitment and you're not doing your share! You never do anything. Don’t Panic Partners has launched its latest campaign for Greenpeace, enlisting Spongebob Squarepants as its star and eco activist. Patrick: Did you just say "Gary"? Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. If Spongebob doesn't cry, does someone else? Then he loses his temper and goes ballistic on Patrick, and his face morphs into a stereotypical Asian face with lots of teeth.] the web and also on Android and iOS. Patrick points downward.] I don't know what I was thinking. Whatever you do, don’t.... (went through entire list and cries. SpongeBob: [waving] Six o'clock. SpongeBob: But, Alice the Great, I didn't … SpongeBob: [Frantic] Did you catch him?! If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. SpongeBob sniffled, lifted his head up and said, "thanks Mr. SpongeBob: You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself? SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah! SpongeBob: Maybe Squidward will help. SpongeBob: Don't cry, the prom expert is here! SpongeBob: [gasps as he runs outside to retrieve the newspaper] Gary, the paper's here! SpongeBob: Uhhh? SpongeBob: [takes out Junior and speaks in baby-talk to it] Is it true? SpongeBob: What?! Gary: [looking slightly annoyed by SpongeBob by rolling his eyes] Meow! You sound like me one night he nestled in the bed for a long slumber slumber and sir Cecil the sea sleep King sprinkled him with mystical sleepy dust. SpongeBob believes that Patrick is still his friend, until Patrick gets him the wrong flavor of ice cream. Don't you see? Patrick: [laughs] That guy got hit in the head with a coconut! SpongeBob: Six o'clock. [cuts to a time card] Patrick: (Patrick is comforting SpongeBob) Just let it all out buddy, that's it. Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy? SpongeBob: You never help! Junior: [chirping happily] Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep! U.S. viewers (millions): Mr. Krabs: Cheer up? Patrick: Just one more minute, I gotta... 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section! SpongeBob: Well, you should be good for the rest of the... [Junior cries] SpongeBob: Me neither. [takes the baby scallop in his hands] It looks like he can't even fly yet. Patrick: Wait! SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves. SpongeBob: I don't know! Patrick: [the coconut falls down] Goodbye, Junior! [sobs as he looks at SpongeBob as he smiles] I'll make it up to you, buddy. [SpongeBob jumps into Patrick's rock, and they both begin to argue intensely.] Then they stop when they notice that chirping Junior is flying above them.] Right before running to the Krusty Krab to apply for the job of his dreams, he suffers from cold feet and begins to run back home, saying "I can't do this!" SpongeBob: Goodbye! There he is, good as new. [adjusts his tie] Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Scene cuts to them getting ice cream. Patrick: Hey, I'm missin' the coconut! Aiming to protest the oil companies BP and Total from drilling close to the Amazon Reef, the online campaign contrasts the happy-go-lucky innocence of the children’s TV character – and his coral reef habitat – with the serious issue in a darkly comedic way. Both: We're bad parents! Patrick: What's the matter, is he stupid? Just then, SpongeBob hears Pearl come in crying. SpongeBob: It's a baby scallop. Spongebob: Don’t cry, the prom expert is here! [Junior is still crying] SpongeBob: Going? [close-up of the chirping scallop in SpongeBob's hands] He's all alone with no one to take care of him. Patrick: [still mad] There's that stupid noise again! Patrick: Here we come, buddy! He opens it up, and finds Patrick in his easy chair, watching TV] Patrick clears his throat] Well, I'd better get going. [picks up the worm] That's everybody? Patrick: Uhhh. What a day. Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! SpongeBob: Of course not. Wow, that was the very worst episode from SpongeBob SquarePants. [chuckles weakly. [both walk off again and the squeaking noise is heard again, so they both run back. With SpongeBob winning the bet over him, Squidward is forced to come over to SpongeBob's house for a sleepover, and the episode ends with Squidward crying hysterically and SpongeBob comforting him while watching TV. Patrick: Yeah. [Junior is heard beginning to chirp] Please, don't cry, don't cry. SpongeBob: Work?! [hides it behind his back] Hold on just one second. Season №: Patrick: He's only this big. [Junior hisses] Eventually, Spongebob actually gets angry- something we don't see him do a lot- and says, in an uncharacteristically determined way, "I KNOW this is a good idea! When Gary left, he took all my tears with him. [angrily tears the wallpaper off the wall, revealing a bunch of diapers behind it] Hmmm?! SpongeBob: [overlapping Patrick] Oh, boy, yeah, you're working! Don't cry, kids. Credits [gets in and closes his rock] Little Bill: (crying) Alice the Great: What happened, sweetie? Patrick: Yep, see you later. Don’t cry, Mr. Krabs. That's what's messing with us! Okay. SpongeBob: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt. Patrick: Wait! Don’t cry! "Oh no, SpongeBob, don't cry." I can't wait for my break. [takes the lampshade off his head and puts it on SpongeBob] For a second there, I thought you were mad at me. It's a waste of time. SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING AT MY HOUSE, DRIVING ME CRAZY! Little Bill: Alice the Great,the yellow sponge yelled at my ear! SpongeBob: Six o'clock. [SpongeBob is enraged. SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. [Patrick walks in with a lampshade over his head, giggling and turns on the light] Patrick: [angrily lifts up his foot with a threatening look on his face, looking as though he is about to smash the scallop] I'll take care of this! The part that bothered me the most was that the tear didn’t look like the usual blue, cartoon-style tears the characters in SpongeBob usually cry out. SpongeBob: [walks in still doing chores] Patrick, I really need my... D-d-don’t cry. Patrick: Yeah... Let's have another. Patrick: [waving] Six o'clock. I'm gonna getcha! [both walk off but then hear a chirping sound and they both quickly run back, with their hands over their ears] Episode №: Uh-oh! [shakes the rubber band around for emphasis. [both look down to see the squeaking noise is coming from a shaking branch. Worm: Hello, sea creatures! Patrick: Ah, but it is you [points] that is messing with me. [both run in and set the baby scallop on the ground] Hmmm, let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Earlier today at the craft store, I SAW...these huge chunks of balsa wood, they were awesome! SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - S01E12 The Chaperone clip with quote KRABS: Don't cry, love. Garry's Mod belongs to Facepunch Studios SpongeBob Squarepants belongs to Stephen Hillenburg My Life as a Teenage Robot belongs to Rob Renzetti Both belong to Nickelodeon Krabs." (cuts inside SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob: Aww we tried everything I guess I can't cry. Day turns into night, and Patrick walks in and takes his jacket and hat off] ! Patrick: You just keep going on working and working! Patrick: [his eyes filled with tears] I have no idea! Squidward Tentacles's Line from a SpongeBob Episode "Krab Borg" He said that Robots can't Cry, But Jenny can! Patrick: Phew! I know you said something. Narrator: Tomorrow for sure... [scene cuts to a tired SpongeBob doing the same chores as Patrick walks by] It's the best seat [points to his rear] in the house. [SpongeBob drops it in Junior's mouth] 3 Patrick: [opens his rock] I'm going back to work! Junior: [shaking his head] Unh-unh. Here’s that washing machine you wanted. SpongeBob: [walks in still doing the chores] Patrick, what about my break? Patrick: Work was a killer. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! Patrick: [softly, from inside the house] It sure is cute when it's asleep. SpongeBob: Uhh...uhh...uhh... Blah-blah-blah! Look at the funny face! Sandy: [takes out the flusher handle, attaches it to her helmet and flushes the water out again] I'm not crying, I'm laughing! SpongeBob: [furiously takes the lampshade off his head] Do you remember what you said to me this morning? Patrick: I'll give you a break tonight when I get home. Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo! I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. [They break down sobbing. SpongeBob: [goes to what appears to be the left side] Yes, Patrick? [he pulls a briefcase out from behind his back, and opens it up to reveal that it is filled with donuts and ice cream sundaes as he angrily dumps it all over Patrick] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" from Season 3, which aired on March 29, 2002. "Wet Painters" Squidward: (Honks his nose) (Olivia snuggles up with Mrs. 1 Votes 2 Plot 2.1 Flashback 2.2 Introducing the competitors 2.3 Spongebob's beatbox round 2.4 Post-Spongebob's beatbox round 2.5 Deadpool's beatbox round 2.6 Post-Deadpool's beatbox round 3 Beatbox Performance Lyrics 3.1 Spongebob 3.2 Deadpool 4 … Patrick quivers at the sight of it] [All at once, Patrick and SpongeBob are struck with shock by what's really happening.] What?! Patrick: Oh yeah, your break. Patrick: Don't worry SpongeBob we'll think of somethin-(throws rock at SpongeBob) SpongeBob: (sadly) Don't bother Pat it doesn't even hurt. Puffs and she's sobbing wildly.) Chronology Oh! Patrick: [eating the doughnut] A doughnut? Patrick: Oh boy, that was some party! Scallops love worms. [lifts his arms, revealing armpit hair] Just call me Daddy! Patrick: [puts on a suit and takes his briefcase] I'm goin' to work. Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob? Don't you two stop being adorable. Patrick: It means working when you're just too tired to work! Bubble transition to the exterior of SpongeBob's house at nighttime.] Spongebob Vs Deadpool is the ninth episode in Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and the ninth episode overall (excluding live episodes). Patrick: This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume. Patrick: Somethin' about root beer, right? [growls, turns red and rips off his foam rollers] SpongeBob: Yeah, once. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, don’t. [At this point, SpongeBob seems to be talking to himself more than he is to Pearl.] SpongeBob: Wow, I'm sure glad you're here. SpongeBob: [angrily points over to the corner of the room where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers] Hmmm? I need my chair. We will bury you! She sat down on the couch to comfort her husband, although she was looking a bit saddened herself. This time, they are angry] Airdate: Easily SpongeBob tries to avoid him, but Patrick says "Hi SpongeBob!" [picks up Junior and looks at him] Yep, that's it, alright. Squidward claims to know every song created by this group. SpongeBob: [sarcastically] Oh, you poor, poor thing. Now you can help me with the baby. 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 DOWNTOWN BIKINI BOTTOM 2.2 THE MANAGER'S OFFICE 2.3 TWO WEEKS LATER 2.4 BACK AT THE MANAGER'S OFFICE 2.5 SOME HOURS LATER 2.6 THIRTY MINUTES LATER 2.7 MEANWHILE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.8 BACK AT PLANKTON'S COFFEE AND SHAKE SHOP 2.9 THE NEXT … Mr. Krabs hugged SpongeBob, and SpongeBob hugged him tightly as pressed his face into Mr. Krabs's shirt and let out some muffled sobs. Oh, I wanna be the mom! SpongeBob and Patrick: See you later then. Uh, tomorrow, I promise. I think I might know the problem. SpongeBob runs off crying and tells Patrick that he doesn't even know him anymore. What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty. SpongeBob: Show me where I can sign up for this, because I've been working my fingers to the bone! I give up. Ice Cream Man scoops up an ice cream cone for the parents then scoops up ice cream with green worms in it for Junior. [Patrick sits down in his armchair with a sigh and watches TV. Patrick: [holds up a doughnut] Let's try a doughnut. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his faithful companion Sir Eats-a-lot? The animated sponge seemed to find enjoyment in every activity he ever completed, and even when things got overwhelming or he needed a moment to cry about a customer that wouldn't … Patrick: Six o'clock. They walk by Nat and Abigail-Marge, who have a baby of their own. Oh yeah, The sleepy little boy was the sleepy boy in all the kingdom. SpongeBob: [holds up a tray of French fries] French fries? We could... no. [sits down and watches TV again] SpongeBob: [softly, from inside the house] Yeah. [At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is sniffing a Krabby Patty, then squirts a mustard "checkmark" on the patty and puts on the bun. Patrick: I guess he's all grown up. Oh thank you Sir Cecil. [puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Krabby Patty] How would you like a Krabby Patty? Look at the funny face! SpongeBob: I can't cry anymore, Patrick. DaAaAaAa! : im sorry for you spongebob:don't worry spongebob:don't cry spongebob:relax friend you're my best friend: don't cry my best friend:I love you spongebob:I love you very much spongebob:you're my friend spongebob:i love u spongebob:I'm here and I love you spongebob:my marine friend:never forget you spongebob SpongeBob: [Screaming intensely] Overtime?! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Chaperone " from Season 1, which aired on March 8, 2000 . SpongeBob: Oh, nothing. Patrick: Tomorrow for sure. SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, he doesn't need us anymore. [lifts the table up as all the food slides down into mouth.
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